(ThePierreReport) After reports that Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson blames John McCain’s No vote on the Repealing the Affordable Care Act on his recently diagnosed brain tumor, TPR obtained footage of Johnson the day after the vote, from anonymous sources. Johnson was struggling to come to grips with a rational, thoughtful reason for McCain’s vote, so he was discussing it with...erm, former Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar —
Johnson’s aides later went on to say that his comments came after a long day of finger painting, and he hadn’t yet had his nap.
In other news, comparing Republican politicians to kindergartners has now replaced “Like shooting fish in a barrel.”
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